Officers intercepted a train for a report of a male (Robert Freeman, 47 years, Oakland) masturbating in front of patrons on the train. Freeman was placed under arrest and booked for 314 PC, 11364 H&S and violation of probation.
Someone should have cut off his dick! End of masturbation problem!
"Freeman, you no longer a 'free man.' You did a deed that shouldn't have been done when it was done, so you're done."